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  The Feiquon

  Heist

  D.C.J. Wardle

  Contents

  Title Page

  Synopsis

  Part One

  1. The Bank

  2. Cash

  3. Papa Han’s Funeral

  4. The Guard

  5. The Dream

  6. Manager

  7. Opening

  8. Ms Win-Kham

  9. Vision Interpretation

  10. Meaning

  11. Security

  12. Interviewing

  13. Shift-Work

  14. Unlucky Numbers

  15. Salt

  16. Ms. Win-Kham

  17. Meehor

  18. The Evening Shift

  19. Important Clients

  20. Mr. Salt’s Wife

  21. Kheng’s Dream

  22. Sleepless

  23. Early

  24. Opportunity

  25. Counting

  26. Cash

  27. Inspiration

  28. Self-Service

  29. Elegance

  30. Action

  31. Explanation

  32. Locks and Hinges

  33. Ritual

  Part 2

  34. The Safe Room

  35. Still no Sleep

  36. Kheng’s Aunt Kaylin

  37. The Two Man Job

  38. Highway Robbery

  39. Duck-foot’s Bus

  40. Karaoke

  41. Mr. Salt’s brother, Somveat

  42. Vilay

  43. Keys

  44. Cooking

  45. Confession

  46. Investigation

  47. The Post-Heist Shift

  48. Hospital

  49. Fireworks

  50. Night Guard

  Copyright

  Synopsis

  “Three people, three problems, one solution. That’s why the three of us have to rob this bank. What’s more, we have to do it tonight!”

  The colossal roll of thunder that roared from the night sky, close above, shaking the floor and rattling the windows in their frames did nothing to steady Kheng’s frayed nerves or suppress his increasing anxiety as he cautiously led his co-conspirators through the dark corridors of the Maklai Provincial Bank. Still, once they’d made it through to the safe room, all they had to do was take the money that they needed and make their way back out. It was a simple plan, and would solve the ever-growing burden of problems that had been forming since Old Papa Han had passed away. It had never occurred to Kheng that his co-conspirators might have some very different ideas of their own about how the robbery should eventually play out. He was even less aware that he was far from alone in his attempts to capitalise on the evolving circumstances of recent weeks.

  Deciding to plan a heist of the provincial bank in a sleepy backwater town in South East Asia wasn’t going to be the straightforward solution that Kheng had imagined, even if he did have the advantage of being the bank’s longest-serving night guard.

  Part One

  1. The Bank

  The three oath-bound underwear-clad conspirators cautiously made their way through the dark imposing recesses of the Maklai Provincial Bank. The weak light from the torch cast angular shadows along the walls. The ordinary became sinister, the familiar warped and distorted, angular and threatening. A fork of lightning streaked momentarily across the blackened sky. The blaze of light flashed through the open door behind them at the end of the building. For an instant the inside of the bank was brightly lit, exposing their criminality, and their fear. As quickly as it had been taken from them, the menacing darkness of the dimly torch-lit hallway returned. A colossal roll of thunder roared from the sky, close above, shaking the floor and rattling the windows in their frames. The attack on their frayed nerves increased the rapid beating of their hearts, hearts that were failing to hide the anxieties they desperately needed to suppress. There was a moment of calm. Gradually the monotonous drone of the steady rain on the roof above them and in the compound of the bank regained its place as the dominant noise that surrounded them. They let the soft familiar sound provide comfort and form part of the blanket of darkness in which they sought protection. A little of their courage returned and they cautiously resumed their journey, creeping through the still, empty corridor.

  Kheng was glad that the torch light was so dim. The three of them were less likely to be seen by anyone who happened to be passing outside as they stalked their way through the bank. Similarly, the gentle drumming of the rain on the roof above and the ground outside formed a protective cloak around them. It would cover any noise they might make, but also discourage any townspeople from venturing out and, by chance, spotting their movements inside the bank. Back in the village, during his childhood, it was well known that at times of rain the likelihood of thieves roaming amongst them increased. As a boy, his grandfather had told him tales about bad men who lurked in the shadows, waiting for the storm to dull the senses of their victims and provide these bad men cover for their movements. On stormy nights, Kheng had lain on the floor in the room where he would sleep. The downpours would bombard the corrugated tin roof above while Kheng listened attentively through the din for any suspicious movement outside in the compound. It was a lesson that had served him well in the army in later years. The sound of rainfall was not only cover for thieves. Now the tables were turned as he was the one enjoying the cover that the storm provided.

  The three of them moved stealthily along the main corridor. The thunder had moved on, and the barbaric cries could now be heard focusing their rage over the outskirts of town. Kheng reached the room where he knew that the main safe was located, the others were close behind him. The large wooden door was all that stood between them and the money that they were risking everything to get.

  Kheng straightened himself, and turned to face the others. Due to the clandestine nature of their mission he realised that he’d been creeping around with his back hunched, in an effort to move more sneakily. He was now becoming aware of just how unnecessary that was. It was not as if they were ducking beneath a low fence line or anything like that. Also, he was getting on a bit. Arguably he was already a bit too old to be embroiled in bank heists. He was certainly too old to be doing ones which might put his back out. The others seemed to reach a similar revelation and straightened themselves up as well. Fortunately, the investment in security cameras at the Maklai provincial branch only ran to four camera units and a computer that was set up in the manager’s office. There were two security cameras outside at the front of the building to monitor the main gate and the front door. Then there were two cameras inside the main business area of the small bank, one pointing at the front door from the inside, and the other covering the cashiers’ desks. There were no other cameras after that. Indeed the security of the back of the bank and the safe room was almost entirely dependent on the three aging security guards who were currently spending their evening breaking into the bank with the intent to rob it.

  Kheng had been a guard at the bank for more than seven years. Ever since he was finally discharged from the army he had been faithfully serving the financial institution as a lowly night guard. In return they had provided him with a slim envelope of notes in compensation each month. He had been satisfied with that. The work was easy, it got him out of the house, and it was stress free. There was almost no crime in the rural town of Maklai. Livestock missing from the yard was not uncommon, the occasional motorbike was stolen, but this was all petty theft. Certainly no one had ever been so audacious as to rob the provincial bank. In light of Kheng’s contentment with his position at the bank, it was something of a surprise, even to him, that he was the mastermind behind the robbery.

  Kheng held the fading torch facing upwards in the mi
ddle of the gathering so that they could all see each other. The dim light threw shadows from beneath them and changed their appearance to become like those of the curious spirits that inhabited the darker recesses of forbidden places. Kheng addressed his co-conspirators:

  “So, Mr Meebor. I’ve got us this far. This is the safe room.”

  Kheng lightly patted the wooden door with the palm of his hand so there would be no confusion.

  “I guess it’s time to hand over to you then, and your particular expertise.”

  Meebor nodded thoughtfully and looked around to study his surroundings. As had been the understanding in the earlier discussion, Meebor was to devise the second stage of the heist once Kheng had got them inside. His well-practised burglar skills would be the means to gain access to the wealth that lay in the room beyond. Meebor, feeling that the dim light from the torch aiming at the ceiling above them was insufficient to make his judgement call, took the torch from Kheng and quickly shone the light around the area to examine the options.

  “Under. Over. Around. Or through. Those are the usual possibilities. Going through the door or the wall would both be unnecessarily noisy and messy. It would be difficult to cover up the damage if we’re hoping to get away with this. I don’t have the tools to force the lock on the door. Again, it would be difficult to cover up. ‘Under’ is similar. You’d be better off renting the house next door and then tunnelling under the wall and into the bank, which is a big undertaking, all things considered. Also, it’s not really very necessary as we’ve already got ourselves inside the building. So, taking stock of the situation, ‘over’ is very much on the cards. We should be able to remove a few ceiling tiles and climb over this wall and into the safe room that way. The building is an old town house that the Khoyleng Bank converted to meet their needs years ago. The room was never purpose-built with security in mind. There was always war, and we had the army and our national spirit to help control any criminals. I guess when they converted the building to become a bank they assumed that the safe would perform any additional security function that might be needed. They never dreamed the money would be just lying around on the floor, ripe for the taking. I’ll go and get the plastic chair from outside the back door. I can stand on it, push the ceiling tile to the side and then pull myself up into the gap above.”

  “Make sure the chair’s dry before you drag it all the way down the corridor. We don’t want any drips on the floor to leave a trail for the clerk to find in the morning.”

  Meebor made a ‘humph’ noise to indicate that there was no need to state the obvious to a former expert, and then scampered off with the torch leaving Kheng and Mr Salt to wait silently in the darkness. Time seemed to go slowly in the still and pitch black of the corridor. Kheng’s heart felt like it was beating ever faster with nervous anticipation. Outside he could hear the branches of the old jackfruit tree at the back of the bank as they swayed and brushed against each other in the gathering wind. His mind wandered to the large jackfruit that was hanging precariously high up near the trunk of the tree, and wondered if this was the storm that would help it down so he could carry it back home. Was it crazy to be worrying about something petty like that when they were about to rob a bank – to be concerned with something so insignificant at such a life-changing moment? His breath seemed so much louder when there was nothing to do but try to remain silent and just listen. He tried to control it. Again it was such a strange thing to do, to consciously try to regulate your breath from normal to ‘stealthy’ breathing.

  Kheng had been impressed by Meebor. During their usual exchanges, outside of the current secretive heist operation, Meebor had always come across as a slightly sketchy village idiot. He was not someone who exuded an aura of trust, common sense or reliability. However, now that Meebor was immersed in his area of experience and expertise, it was as if a switch had been thrown and he had been somehow transformed into a professional craftsman.

  Meebor quickly returned, armed with a cheap red plastic chair.

  “Don’t worry, Kheng, the chair’s still dry. We had to put it against the wall when we were taking the oath, so it’s not been out in the rain at all.”

  Kheng nodded with approval. He was still a little annoyed with himself for going along with the oath. At the time he’d hoped that being sympathetic towards the impromptu call for libations would calm the nerves of his team a little. In fact, it had delayed them so that they got caught in the start of the downpour. It was for this reason that they had all left their wet clothes on the steps and were currently creeping round in nothing but their underwear and the plastic bags they’d decided to put over their hands to avoid leaving fingerprints. Kheng really hoped that forensics hadn’t advanced to the point of checking footprints as well, or they would be in real trouble.

  Meebor put the chair against the wall. Mr Salt held it steady while Meebor stepped onto the seat and then tried to balance on the back of the chair. Kheng was impressed by how agile he was. Meebor was also of retirement age and beyond the years that anyone would normally be expected to perform this type of gymnastics. Balancing precariously, hoping that the old chair, brittle from years of being left outside in the sunlight, did not fail, Meebor pushed a ceiling tile to the side and hoisted himself into the ceiling cavity. Kheng and Mr Salt watched from below as Meebor’s legs disappeared into the void. The light from the torch gradually reduced and eventually they were left in the unwelcoming darkness again. Kheng couldn’t help but sense the irony. The chair and the torch that the guards would note down in the handover book after each shift to show their chain of responsibility were the very two things that Meebor had needed to compromise the bank’s security.

  “I’m in, Mr Kheng.”

  Meebor’s strangely lit face appeared at the gap in the ceiling as he stared down at them.

  “Stand on the chair, Mr Kheng, give me your hand and I’ll hoist you up. It’s easy enough to get back down on the other side as there’s a small desk to stand on.”

  Kheng removed the plastic bags he had used to cover his hands, tucked them into the waistband of his underwear, and then climbed up onto the chair. Meebor removed the plastic bags from his hands as well so that the hoisting process didn’t turn into a slippery fiasco. Kheng, having grabbed the free hand of Meebor, soon disappeared through the ceiling and into the room beyond. The process was then repeated to enable Mr Salt, the third member of the heist, to follow them through. Within moments, all three were standing in the safe room.

  Meebor shone the torch in the eyes of the other two.

  “So, what next?”

  Meebor’s voice sounded like that of an excited child who was receiving a long-wished for present.

  “Shine the light over this way.”

  Kheng moved over towards the corner and gestured to where he knew the old combination lock safe was positioned, beckoning the others to follow. Piled up next to the safe was a stack of about thirty cloth bags, each the size of a 15 kilo sack of rice. Meebor pointed the torch while Kheng pulled open one of the sacks. He then peered in. Mr Salt and Mr Meebor peered as well.

  Meebor was the first to sum up what the others were all thinking.

  “Bloody hell!”

  2. Cash

  Meebor picked up the first sack.

  “So, what’s the plan then, Mr Kheng? I say that we get all these sacks of cash back to your house and then divide it up three ways. Or do we divide it up now? It might be best if we work in a chain to get it out of the safe room. Salt can pass it up to the ceiling, I’ll move it across and you can be in the corridor to catch it. Then we divide it in the corridor. After that we can all go back to our homes with our own share.”

  Kheng was shocked.

  “Hang on, Meebor! Who said that was the deal!”

  “It’s what you do at this point in a heist, Mr Kheng. I’ve done this on a number of occasions before, remember. I’ve even done quite a lot of time in prison for this sort of thing, which has also given me time to think a lot about
refining the process. When you rob places, especially banks, you always try to take as much money as you possibly can, and then divide it all up equally. That’s how robbing stuff works. Everyone goes away happy. It’s honour amongst thieves, and all of that.”

  Mr Salt decided to join in:

  “I thought we were just going to take what was needed. Not the whole lot. But just enough. Maybe that way they won’t notice it’s gone. At least they won’t believe that there was a bank robbery. Not in the middle of the night. They will just look at the staff that work in the bank. The ones who would normally have access to the safe. We should think about this, Mr Meebor. I can’t afford to lose my job you know. Not now.”

  Mr Meebor shone the torch in Mr Salt’s face so he could see if the man was serious.

  “What does it matter if you lose your job, Mr Salt? You’ll be rich. Loaded, with more wealth than you’ve ever had in your entire life. Look at all of this cash. Rich doesn’t do justice to quite how much you’ll be rolling in. You won’t need a job any more. Particularly not this low wage guarding caper.”

  “But my wife. She was so pleased when I got the work. It really made a difference. And now she’s in hospital. I don’t want to upset her. Not distress her even more than she is already.”

  Kheng could see a more practical perspective for Mr Salt’s argument:

  “Also, Meebor, if we take this much money out of the bank it’ll be a national scandal. It’ll be one of the biggest robberies the country of Feiquon has ever seen. They’ll send in special policemen from Khoyleng to investigate. It will be the news of the province and beyond for the next year. They’ll be watching everyone. It’ll be impossible to get away with it. We’d need to leave the town, escape from the country. I don’t know how to do that and get away with it. You need papers, visas, documents for where you run to.”

  Meebor dropped the sack of money back down so that it would make a frustrated thud on the floor.